**..Most people deserve each other.

**..All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

**..The one who snores will fall asleep first.

**..The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.

**..The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and apropos as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.

**..If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.

**..The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

**..Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.