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  • David Ginola - Vagina dildo
  • Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash
  • Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled
  • Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad
  • Tony Blair PM - I'm Tory plan B
  • Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
  • Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien
  • David Mellor - Dildo marvel
  • Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case
  • The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
  • Benson and Hedges - NHS been a god send
  • Selina Scott - Elastic snot
  • Mel Gibson - Big melons
  • Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise
  • Chris Rea - Rich arse
  • Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
  • Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
  • Evangelist - Evil's Agent
  • The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
  • Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
  • Semolina - Is No Meal
  • A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
  • Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
  • President Clinton, of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns
  • Motorway Service Station - I eat coronary vomit stews
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BONUS: Joke Of The Week!

The Lecture

One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.

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