What Happens When You Fall For...

~ A chef?
- You get buttered up.

~ A chauffeur?
- You get taken for a ride.

~ A gambler?
- He cheats on you.

~ A telephone operator?
- He gives you a phone-y line.

~ A trashman?
- He dumps you.

~ A clockmaker?
- He two-times you.

~ A pastry cook?
- He desserts you.

~ A shoe salesman?
- He walks all over you.

~ An elevator operator?
- He lets you down.

~ An artist?
- He gives you the brush.

~ A jogger?
- He gives you the run-around.