A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of semen.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results.

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in semen - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation - "What can we learn from this demonstration?



A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;

As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you wont have worms.