When Will Men Learn..?

When Charles found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening, he goes to a singles bar, where he spots the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, her natural beauty takes his Breath away!

"I may look just like an ordinary man," he says, as he walks up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Charles that evening, and the next day, she became his stepmother.

When will men ever learn?

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The Lecture

One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.

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